Greetings, McT!!!
Wouldn't you call it helpful to offer someone a private yacht, albeit only on Tuesdays?
Your help is appreciated, but like a politician you dodged the question, didn't you?
May I enlist your Intrepid help in pinpointing exactly which question I am deemed to have dodged?
I'll intrepidly repeat the question, are you qualified to drive an ocean going yacht?
Do you think I drive my own yacht?
My neighbour's wife does, so why not you?
Don't the wealthy usually employ professional sailors, in crisp white uniforms, showing off their tanned and muscular bodies, to drive their yachts for them?
Would you believe my neighbour isn't wealthy but looks great with a tanned body in her black bikini whilst driving her yacht?
I believe anything you say. However, to remove all doubt, would you be so kind as to post some pictures so we may judge for ourselves?

My last painting of her, does that answer your question?
Where's the tan? Didn't you mention that she was tanned? And I thought you were only supposed to wear white soled shoes on board? Or perhaps these pumps were just for the pose?
Would you be kind enought to repeat that, only louder?
Barely breathing. It's only a matter of time.
How about you?
Don't worry Dutchy I will not step a foot on board unless you are their. Is that better?
Are you venturing onto Dutchy's boat for a sail over to Matho's cave?
Didn't you know I was talking to Mame?