Why, has it got central heating?
What does central heating have to do with not being able to keep something up?
Probably getting hot under the collar, what do you think?
I think getting hot under the collar can be very uncomfortable, why don't I take my shirt off?
Could it be that nobody wants to see your naked torso?
How can you say that when everybody knows I'm an Adonis?
Isn't a donis what people give to charity? Or is it a round cake with jam in the middle?
A donis could be a mispronounced doughnut, what do you think?
I think that is the most ridicules statement I have ever had the misfortune to read. Everybody knows a Don is a professor, is that not an irrefutable hypothesis?
I know a Don[ald] who works in a chip shop, but he could be a proffessor slumming it, couldn't he?
I can put up an argument here. My father was a Spanish gentleman and leader of an organised crime family, can you tell me why they called him Don?
What an amazing coincidence, I know old Don. Is he a chip off the old block, or has he a chip on his shoulder?
I suppose he wasn't actually called Don though was he? Unlike Donald Duck, he's as genuine an old Don as you'll ever get, isn't he?
Would it be true to say; that without a DNA test it would be impossible to confirm?
Oh!! [Awestruck, jaw drops open]. The wonders of science never cease to amaze me! Can they do DNA tests on cartoon characters now?
What are you saying, I have seen them in the movies, they must be real, because the artists couldn't possibly draw that fast. Can you understand that?
Donald does put in personal appearances at Disneyland where he moves a good bit slower than he does on the tele, but that could just be because he's a very old Don these days, couldn't it?
You make a very good point, I too have seen them in the Disney rest home. However, we all slow down with age, don't we?
I thought we were going to Mathos cave to have a party ...what happened?
The answer is in the thread, did you read it?