Oh I do I was just asking Dutchy...in case...I think?
Are you all part of Mathos's harem?
Dutchy isn't a lady..is that a nice question to ask him?
No it was not was it?
I am sorry Dutchy I hope you forgive me?
What's the pay, benefits and sick plan like?
What? What pay? Who's paying who?
I was thinking of applying to join the harem, do you think that would be a good career move?
Would you believe:
Objective:
Assistant Professor, Psychology
Education:
Ph.D., Psychology, University of Minnesota, 2006
Concentrations: Psychology, Community Psychology
Dissertation: A Study of Learning Disabled Children in a Low Income Community
M.A., Psychology, University at Albany, 2003
Concentrations: Psychology, Special Education
Thesis: Communication Skills of Learning Disabled Children
B.A, Psychology, California State University, Long Beach, CA, 2000
Experience:
Instructor, 2004 - 2006
University of Minnesota
Course: Psychology in the Classroom
Teaching Assistant, 2002 - 2003
University at Albany
Courses: Special Education, Learning Disabilities
Research Skills:
Extensive knowledge of SPSSX and SAS statistical programs.
Presentations:
Smith John (2006). The behavior of learning disabled adolescents in the classrooms. Paper presented at the Psychology Conference at the University of Minnesota.
Publications:
Smith, John (2005). The behavior of learning disabled adolescents in the classroom. Journal of Educational Psychology, 120 - 125.
Grants and Fellowships:
RDB Grant (University of Minnesota Research Grant, 2005), $2000
Workshop Grant (for ASPA meeting in New York, 2004), $1500
Awards and Honors:
Treldar Scholar, 2005
Academic Excellent Award, 2003
Skills and Qualifications:
Microsoft Office, Internet
Programming ability in C++ and PHP
Fluent in German, French and Spanish
References:
Excellent references available upon request.
Do I get the post?
Oh wow you are a psychologist? Is it hard to be one? I have always thought of going into that feild of work but...I am not too sure
"Nut-crackers" are a dime a dozen bsingh5, no future there. Wow try, that's very, very impressive but it lacks the main qualification: Where is your BA for male and female competitive behaviour?
Wow Try, those look a lot like my credentials. I also took psychology of the sexes, Do I qualify for the job?
Hired! When can you start?
I'm on summer break and have lots of time, How about immediately?
Fabulous, where shall I meet you?
I don't mind at all. How long will it take you to get here?
Just checked, planes are full, can get on a boat though, might take a little longer, if that's ok?
