To the biggest mall we can find...are you driving?
Ok, not familiar with your neck of the woods, will you show the way?
I'd be happy to, you're not afraid of long drives are you?
Been there done that. Do you live in the country?
You're not afraid of rural areas are you?
You got to be kidding, are you not afraid of a bronzed Aussie?
Now why would I be afraid of a bronzed Aussie?
I'm told Russell Crowe spoilt our reputation, have you heard that?
No, who was spreading that rumor?
All over the TV and papers here, must have been the same over your way?
Isn't it more likely they just need to write something "gutsy" about someone we'll recognise and relate to?
Sorry guys - this is just an edit - Hamster told me we didn't exist when I wanted to return to the thread - and then double posted me anyway!!
I don't think it was quite as bad as they made out, wouldn't you agree?
Don't you think it's just a case of him not suffering fools gladly? And there certainly seem to be more fools than not among the celebrity media circus, would you not agree?
Absolutely. There is a wedding in Sydney this weekend, have you seen the media circus present there already?
Indeed, and did you hear one of them intended to ask if her mother cooked a lamb roast for her birthday dinner?
Can anybody translate this billabong talk into something approaching Pidgin English?
Would you prefer it in Queen's English Try?
How many different versions of English do we have here?
Should we all meet in LA to discuss it?