I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. Who wants ta know?
Who else would I be talking to?
Didn't you see the 3 fellas behind me?
Didn't I just think I was seein' in triplicate?!
Would you say two more times?
If you see double, does that mean you see twins staring back at you from the mirror?
Do you see one with each eye?
Yes, but since I have two eyes, doesn't that mean I see two of them?
Are the twins you see identical or fraternal?
I'm not sure, should I ask them?
Do you think they want to talk to you ?
You would know, would't you?
Is that spinach in their teeth ?
Are they joined at the hip?
Tee-hee! Wasn't I just reading this thread and aren't we talking about eyes here or am I being too literal?
Isn't it in the eye of the beholder?
What does the eye behold?