I won't mention any names, but are you alright Mathos?
We've been worried about you Mathos. Where did you go?
I'm fine Dutch thanks, I was simply wondering who had been getting assaulted, and battered with a keyboard, or, was that battered, and assaulted with a keyboard?
Is that the key to the board puzzle?
Have you found the key Try?
Is the quay not down by the docks?
Would that be Salford docks?
Are you lost again Mathos?
Wouldn't a GPS be better?
Have we been here before?
Shall we go by the stars than?
I only have the bus fare, do you have the means to travel?
Would a splay-footed camel do?
Are they more expensive than a two-hump dromedary?
For tax-purposes yes, but should we worry about the expense?
Have you seen the exchange rate, would the healthy option be to walk?
Would you consider two hoots and a holler along a crooked mile far?
Why don't we sing 'Two hoots and a holler" and walk a straight mile?
