Did you know that "Peggy Sue Got Married" and had her "Honeymoon In Vegas", before settling down and "Raising Arizona" in the "City Of Angels"?
Did she live happily "Ever After" in "The Valley of the Dolls", on "Peyton Place", becoming one of "The Stepford Wives" who sit "Home Alone", counting "The Hours", waiting for their "Husbands", and believing "Life is Beautiful" as long as you "Mind Your Own Business"?
No, she went up a hill with Jack, Jack fell down and broke his crown, she came tumbling after, the police need witnesses though, where you there?
Was I a "Witness"? No, I was out "Riding In Cars with Boys" at the time, looking for "Nuns on the Run" and exploring "The Slums of Beverly Hills" so how could I have seen such "A Shocking Accident"? "It Was An Accident", wasn't it? There wasn't "Foul Play" involved, was there?
If there is the slightest "Suspicion", or even a "Shadow of a Doubt", that Jack & Jill were shoved instead of "Falling Down" from "The Hill", don't you think we should "Contact" "Nancy Drew, Detective"?
She is a super "Sleuth", isn't she? And shouldn't the police have a "Stakeout" and round up "All The Usual Suspects" who might "Hide in Plain Sight" to avoid being placed "Under Arrest"?
Did you hear on "Talk Radio" this morning that "The Guardian" of the "Twins", (i.e. Jack and Jill) is now under questioning? Did you know that she was once arrested for "Raising Cain" and causing "Pandemonium" at "Alice's Restaurant"?
And did you also hear that she is a "Single White Female" who once worked at "The Spitfire Grill" and was nicknamed "Poison Ivy" after she was questioned about "The Killing of a Chinese Bookie" who suffered a "Sudden Death" after eating some of her "Fried Green Tomatoes" ?
Oy! I'm getting "dazed and confused"! Isn't anyone else?!
Have you been getting enough "Sleep"? Can you "Shine" with "Sense and Sensibility" and play these "Mind Twister" games if you don't get "The Rest Cure"?
Are you "Clueless"? Do you need some "Help"?
Do you think "The Conversation" about "Jack and Jill" is "As Good As It Gets" and we should start a new one about "The Odd Couple" or perhaps, "Three Men and a Baby"?
Don't you agree "They're a Weird Mob", and though it "Seems Like Old Times" wasn't it "Suddenly Last Summer", that within "48 Hours" those "Crazy People" turned into "Ruthless People", who threatened us with "Armageddon"?
Do you think that's enough overkill, and we can get on to some other topic?
What topic would you suggest?
Don't you think it would be nice to talk about something light, bright and breezy?
We could air whatever's on our minds, couldn't we?
Could we avoid getting too deep and meaningful?
Can't we be as light and fluffy as we want to be?
Isn't life characterised by light and shade?
That's a rather glaring observation, WV
