Wasnt she up a creek"without a paddle"?
Did you hear that she was a "40 Year Old Virgin"?
And doesn't she now spend most of her time "Home Alone" after being jilted by "The Perfect Man"?
Did she think he was "Mr. Right"? Do you think she should have given him a "Strip Tease"?
Do you really think he knew "What Women Want"?
Wasn't he just another one of those low-down "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"?
If it wasn't for "Tender Mercies" would the "The Widow of Saint-Pierre" walk the "Thin Red Line" with "12 Angry Men" and "12 Monkeys"?
No, wouldn't she simply be eating 'Chocolat' after gorging herself on 'Babette's Feast'?
Maybe there's a "Ghost" of a chance that "Charlie's Angels" might be able to check in on her "Now And Then", and impart their "Wisdom"?
Maybe she'd just pick up and head for 'My Father's Castle' and to heck with it all.
Will there be "Days Of Thunder" ahead?
Do I look like "The Weatherman" to you?
Didn't you hear that she lived happily "Ever After" after becoming "The Princess Bride" and eventually enjoying "Parenthood"?
Have any of you been to "42nd Street" in "New York, New York"?
Don't you agree that for many of us it is too "Far and Away" to be "Over There"?
Would she use a parasol when she was "Under the Tuscan Sun"?
Well, she would if she wanted to avoid a "Sunburn", wouldn't she?
I'm having some people over, do you want to "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner"?
Are they the same people "who framed Roger Rabbit?"
Will it be "The V.I.Ps" and "High Society" or just "Ordinary People" in attendance?
Well, they'll be "Neighbors", and "My Family"--"My Cousin Vinny", "Auntie Mame", "Uncle Buck", "The In Laws", the "Twins", "My Sister Eileen" and "My Brother Tom"--but, do you want to guess who will be "The Others"?
Did you by any chance invite "My Cousin Rachel" and "Charley's Aunt"?
You wouldn't invite "The Blues Brothers" and "The Brothers Grimm, would you?
Well, I'd certainly invite, "Mr and Mrs Bridges" and "Mr and Mrs Smith", as well as "Dolores Claiborne", "Thelma and Louise", "Frankie and Johnny" and "Carrie", wouldn't I?
Did you remember to invite "Agnes of God", "Babe", "Billy Elliot", "Cool Hand Luke", "Amadeus", "The General's Daughter", "The Little Mermaid"and "My Dog Skip"?
Are you trying to sound like one of those "Wise Guys"?
