Won't we buy it either way?
Will you even ask how much it costs?
Isn't that what credit cards are for?
Do you think money grows on trees ?
Are you saying that it does not?
Can you show me a money tree ?
Do they still grow in the enchanted forest?
If I do, will you bring your costume and whip?
Are you still into those silly games where you wear a garter belt and I whip you into submission?
Could we just forget the costume?
Are you still obsessed with nudity?
Is that a valid observation?
If I undressed, would I be bear?
I find this distracting imagery hard to bare, don't you?
Would you like to see me in my little leather teddy?
Isn't your little teddy wearing leather?
Did you know that a teddy is a form of underwear in the UK?