Wouldn't a quick perusal of the posts reveal that it is my hat?
why would anyone want to hold your hat while you wash your hair?
Who's got time for a quick perusal?
Do you ask questions rhetorically?
are these all not rhetorical questions?
Did we trade in the motorcycle for a jag?
can fit more in cant you?
were'nt we following you?
maybe its a far far far away place?
would you mind if I bring a nice chardonnay?
if Intrepid insists on washing his hair while someone, anyone holds his hat, I suggest we go to a car wash - we'll get the works sans the wax... once clear of there, perhaps someone would be so kind as to pour everyone a glass of chardonnay?
Did you miss the fact that it was hingehand who wanted me to remove my hat? Oh, will you be pouring?