Is it better to be relevant or irreverent?
Wasn't Perry Mason forever asking if the question was irrelevant, irreverent, immaterial or just plain nosy?
Mason! Wasn't he a member of a Lodge?
Are you lodging a complaint?
House about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Wouldt it hurt to be hit by a ham and pineapple pizza?
depends,is the ham raw or cooked?
Does it matter if the pineapple is cooked?
Dont know,how did you cook it?
Don't you have a cookbook?
Does the can come with cooking instructions?
Should I go back a page and see why you asked that?
Why does no come to mind?
Are you a bit of a realist?
Why else would I mention it?