Is that like a field of corn or wheat?
Wouldn't you be better off playing shortstop?
Are we in the field of dreams?
Do you see any corn anywhere?
Is this not the corniest thread ever?
Jimmy Cracked corn. Who the heck cares?
I dunno .... where did his Master go?
What the heck is jimmy cracked corn?
Don't you mean, who is Jimmy Crack Corn?
Doesn't everyone agree that "cracking corn" refers to sucking back some of grampa's corn liquor cough medicine?
Has she had a cough in 35 years?
Has she had anything in 35 years?
After all that corn liquor could she be feeling any pain?
But what happened to Grampa?
Didnt he get run over by a reindeer?
Was this while walking back to your house Christmas eve?
Can Santa be charged with a hit and run, or leaving the scene of an accident?
Doesn't the law say that only applies if he sleighs someone?
