Where were you at that time?
Weren't you raising the ante at the Poker Marathon in Las Vegas at the time?
Now how did you know that I like poker?
Isn't your ability to keep a straight face at all times a dead give-away?
But how does that account for all the money I won?
Did you flush when you won?
Don't you know it, you stopped me in my tracks again?
Are you always this clever?
Is "clever" the right word for it - there are many who would consider "smart-alecky" more appropriate?
Wouldn't that depend on one's own perception?
Or would it be more dependent on how honest one was being with oneself?
Can one remain honest and still be clever?
Would you like me to take a cleaver to that overused word?
Whick cleaver are you going to use?
Are you going to use Beaver or Wally?
Am I soon to be sent to a mental ward?
I dont know,what have you done to deserve a ward?
Wouldn't you be surprised by all of my a-wards?!
Is that supposed to arouse my curiosity?
