Has he run afoul of the law?
Do I have to reveal all my secrets on this board?
Don't you want to make a clean breast of it?
Should we take you under our wing?
Okay...but will you agree not to devulge my secrets to the animal rights fanatics?
Isn't he a member of that "other" message board I'm a member of?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Do you think we've been cooped up too long?
Are we back to the hen house again?
Okay, okay, OKAY
is it a crime if I and a Cornish Hen friend have a quiet evening together
a nice bottle of 2003 Shiraz, some soft lighting, Barry Manilow playing in the background
?
Did you know that the Shiraz grape originated in Persia (now Iraq)?
Is the fact that the hen was not a minor at the time a mitigating factor?
