Will the pictures show up on the internet?
Do you think there is any chance of that????
Do the ASPCA, PETA, and the Humane Society know about this?
haven't you seen the reports?
Are they after you? Have you gone into hiding?
Where is it written that chicken-kissing is an abomination against God?
Didn't Moses leave that one out by mistake?
No...isn't it the "sleeping with umbrellas" one that he left out by mistake?
Can a chicken give consent, or would the kissing be considered sexual molestation?
Omigod, I'm not supposed to be sleeping with umbrellas either??!
Would you prefer parasols?
Are parasols water proof?
Do they offer the same personal security factor as my bumbershoot?
Could they possibly, given their lacy nature?
your bum, er shoots what?
Don't you do any reading at all?
Didn't I reed huked on fonics once?
Are you in the throonerism spead?
No, isn't he speaking of a method of learning how to read phoeneticallly? Might it just be an American thing?
