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Answer my Question with a question?????

 
 
snood
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 02:06 pm
@Sturgis,
Well, how many people here are aware that Barney was hired as deputy because he was Andy’s cousin?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 03:05 pm
@snood,
Who told you that? Was it Aunt Bee?
snood
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 03:10 pm
@glitterbag,
Well, would you be shocked and amazed to learn that Aunt Bee and Otis had a steamy secret affair that lasted for years?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 03:46 pm
@snood,
Right under Sheriff Andy's nose?
snood
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 03:54 pm
@glitterbag,
Have you ever heard of such a brazen thing?
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 05:25 pm
@snood,
Didn't Thelma-Lou leave town over it?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 05:38 pm
@Sturgis,
Who's Thelma-Lou again?
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 05:43 pm
@tsarstepan,
Have you forgotten Barney's main squeeze?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Oct, 2020 06:21 pm
@Sturgis,
Would you be surprised if I revealed to only have watched 3 or 4 episodes of that show? And how I have no plans one ever watching any more episodes ever?
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Oct, 2020 05:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
Why would you want to say such a thing and crush my emotional being?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Oct, 2020 06:50 am
@Sturgis,
Can we just agree that an Andy Griffith Show reboot starring Kevin James as Andy Taylor, Randy Quaid as Barney Fife, and Eric Trump as Opie Taylor would be a crime against humanity?
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2020 11:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
Other than possibly Randy Quaid, what idiot would put that travesty together and shouldn't Quaid be Otis?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 12 Dec, 2020 09:52 pm
@Sturgis,
Would rocketing Randy Quaid to the farthest side of Pluto be too extreme a measurement to deal with his insane brand of conspiracy theories?
snood
 
  1  
Reply Sun 13 Dec, 2020 03:31 am
@tsarstepan,
Does it make me a bad person if that seems like a reasonable idea?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 13 Dec, 2020 02:39 pm
@snood,
Could we get the Noble Peace Prize for pushing this plan into full fruition?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Sun 13 Dec, 2020 07:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
Don't you realize I would have to say "no way, Jose"?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 17 Dec, 2020 01:21 pm
@glitterbag,
But would you say "no way, Jose" to Trader José Premium Lager?
(Asking for a fried... sorry a marketing survey company)
https://imgur.com/RtOzdxT.jpg
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2020 07:42 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
Asking for a fried...



Would it be insensitive to ask how they were fried?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2020 10:21 pm
@Sturgis,
Would you be surprised that they were playing with a fork and a light socket?
Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2020 06:21 pm
@tsarstepan,
Were they sitting in a tub of quality oil and dressed in seasoned bread crumbs and potato chips for the extra crispy fry?
 

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