Not sure, are you over 5' 2"?
Am I 5'4?
(So are you taller than me?)
You would expect me to be wouldn't you?
Aren't ladies bottoms closer to the ground than ours?
Aren't some men shorter than the average woman?
What is the average weight of the average woman?
Doesn't that depend on geographical and sociological factors?
Would the availability of food not also be a major factor?
Which country has the fattest women?
Who would dare answer that?
Did you know that it is actually the women of the Pacific islands?
Is it genetic, or do they have great food there?
Won't is be because it's a matriarchal society and in those women sit on their big fat bums all day long being waited on hand and foot and sleep all night?
Do you know that the main exciting dish in Tonga is corned beef hash cooked in an underground oven?
Really? How is it that you know this?
