Answer my Question with a question?????

Isn't that the truth?!

Shall we drink to that?

Only if you don't for get the rules that women have created, and did you forget the rules again,Dutchy ?
1. Any woman may make the rules.
2. If at any time the rules should become known by any man, the rules must be changed immediatly.
3. Since it is virtualy imposible for any man to know all the rules # 2 does not happen very offten.
4. Only a woman can know all the rules.
5.Never comment on a womans hair unless it's a compliment. Otherwise your not paying enough attention.
6.The rules always applie to any man, but never to a woman.
Oh shoot I forgot the other 12 rules, but if you ask any woman she can recite them off the top of her mind, whilst she's chewing your ear off.

BigRed, let me ask you one question, do you know the rules?

I doubt it so let me remind you buddy!
THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!!
We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

Thanks I was waiting for the clarification of the mens rules, but you forgot the most important one didn't you? 1. Credit cards are not cash money, and as men we like our good credit rating.

Are you two female bashing?!

How could you say such a thing?

Are you suggesting we would do something like that?

I plead the 5th, what about you?

Well, red?

I forget, what were we talking about?

Isn't that just like a man?!

What's good for the gander is also good for the Goose, don't you agree?!

Why don't you be a man like me, and call a spade a spade?

No dutchy I don't play that woman and man game BS, or haven't you realized that yet? A woman thinks she can take money out of an account and just conveniently forget to tell you that she's done so, then when it comes back as being unpaid three times and its already cost you 105.00 in service charges from the bank. Now your mortgage payment is over two weeks late and your out another 75 dollors in late fees from the mortgage company. So in short I obviously have no idea what your talking about Dutchy. Women understand everything.

Have the girls got you bluffed?

Did anybody not understand this point in fact? The only one bluffing is you my friend. Can you not read to?

Can we call a truce in this war of the sexes?

Offering you my hand of friendship, will you accept it?

But of course! Why wouldn't I?