Did somebody hide the hammer?
Why, do you need to nail something?
Do you believe in getting straight to the point?
Only when it comes to nailing something - capiche?
Given the choice; would you rather hammer or screw?
hammer...who wants to get screwed?
I wouldn't mind, are you serious? :wink:
Well it depends on what kind of screw your talking about doesn't it? (typical man

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Ever heard of looking for a screw in a haystack?
Who would look for a screw in a haystack? Wouldn't it just be easier to go buy another one?
Don't you think I much rather prefer to look in a haystack?
Not looking for one at the store huh?
You're desperately trying to change my mind, aren't you?
Have you ever heard of the "shiny penny syndrome"?
That's a new one to me...care to explain it?
Are we still waiting for an answer?
Did Alex leave us hanging again?
That's nothing unusual, isn't?
Is someone lost in paradise?
Are you talking about yourself?