Dont you think that gurus should have to have a Yoda avatar?
Shall we ask him to change it?
Don't you think he looks like a hairy Yoda?
Does he talk like Yoda too?
Answer for him, can I say not?
Isn't there a little Yoda in all of us?
Speak for yourself. Do I look short, old and green?
Thinking this is true I am...Wise Yoda is...Who wouldn't want a little Yoda wisdom?
(I almost said a little Yoda in you - but - well yikes)
Understanding your concern am I?
Willing to go there I am not - are you?
To give it a try are you willing?
Not with me you won't, is that perfectly clear?
Can I take that as; a maybe?
Who would want to cheat on someone as beautiful and innocent as you?
I would
Do you think I'm just saying because I've never met her?
Would you want to retract your statement if I told you she is a former Miss America?
Was that before or after the Second World War?
Who are you talking about?
