A mother who doesn't care?

How come I have a total different picture of your personality?
You think letting my boys wrestle and beat each other up means I don't care? Unfortunately with three boys it is their favorite pass time...I just make sure there is no permanent damage done...they are all boy - but they behave when they need to...you don't think that makes a good mom?
I know you're the best Mom in the world, was only kidding, you know that don't you?
Okay, okay - best Mom in the world? Think that is an overstatement?
Maybe that statement is worth a few brownie points.

Yes or No?
Absolutely - building them back up again after bottoming out aren't you?
Don't you like to hear the answer?
The answer is obvious, isn't it?
You seem to have all the answers, haven't you?
Why are you being so unpleasant to me tonight?
My deepest apologies whiteviolet, was not my intention, had no idea I was hurting your feelings. Will you forgive me?
Of course - did you really believe I had taken offence?
I sure did, hence the public apology, feel better now?
May I ask my doctor first?
Where do you go if you are seriously ill?
I would think a hospital..where would you go Mr. Nice?
I have the right uniform, does anyone need a nurse?