You're not watching it are you?
I'm watching too, but don't you think the Pats game was better?
Not on my TV, how do you expect me to answer that question and who is Pat anyway?
I didn't get to watch it - I fell asleep on the couch...now I have that kind of groggy feeling and I wish I didn't - you ever do that?
I can't say I do, would you recommend it?
not at all...unless you like feeling befuddled and discombobulated - you like that feeling?
Did you know that's my natural state?
I really hate feeling this way...like I am walking through water! Wonder if I made a pot of coffee if that would help....would you like a cup?
I'd love one. Do you have cream?
Whilst you're at it, you have a spare cuppa?
Bringing a tray with cream and sugar and a cup for everyone...anything else?
Have you any special home baked cookies?
Of course not, do I look like Betty Crocker?
Time to read her recipe books, isn't?
Do you think reading them will actually help my cooking?
Does the kitchen frighten you?
No, my wife does the cooking, didn't you know that?
You are a lucky husband. Could you cook?
Like a Hilton Chef, but don't tell anybody, will you?
