Would you believe this is the first time?
Have you heard the saying, 'and pigs will fly'?
Have you heard it before?
Never. Did you make it up?
Do you think I'm a philosopher?
You sound like one. You should do speaking tours.
You sound like one. You should do speaking tours, you think?
Not my cuppa thanks. Any other suggestions.
Have you ever thought of writing books?
Have written for a newspaper, any comments on that?
Can you comment on Dutchy's question?
What would you like me to say?
Surly the words should be your own, or it would be dictation would it not?
Surely you aren't suggesting I have surly words are you?
You think try might have been on the turps again?
