I quite like Rita Rudner, have you seen her?
Not in person, does on tv count?
I'm not technically minded, but shouldn't you use a calculator?
Wouldn't that be cheating?
what you know, would you?
Would I ever, don't you know that?
I think you wouldn't, am I right?
I think so. She wears her wedding ring on the wrong finger, does that mean she married the wrong man?
Hey! I was only making out with her, not writing her firkin autobiography. How would I know?
Aren't you supposed to ask if she is married before you start making out with her?
I don't think guys do that, do you?
Are we talking pre material contracts here, or getting down to some rumpy-pumpy?
Have you asked this question of me before?
I think I usually say....I never understand you, did you forget?
Absolutely no way, what was it I forgot?
