But we all know that Fotherington Carstal is just an anagram of your real name, Nostril Theocrat-Fang, isn't it?
Is that you uncle nostril?
Why yes it is, remind me how was it that I required that name?
Wasn't it something to do with your job and your facial features?
Ah thats it, I quit that job as drug sniffer, my colleagues were right bitches. Do you think I need a nose job?
Do you feel unhappy with the nose you have inherited?
Do you think I like looking like cyril sneer?
Is that why you daren't post a picture of yourself as your avatar?
Why is it that I don't remember such a warm welcome when I arrived?
Do you doubt that you are loved Joe ?
Could it be that your name is just an anagram of Jane Tonio which isn't as funny as Nostril Theocrat-Fang?
What a bother! Your moniker is too long for a2k?
Never mind about Moniker, haven't we been through all that on the political threads???
Does somebody need my cigar?
Does it taste gooood ?
(That's sooo last century.)
Why would anyone need your cigar, Intrepid?
Wanna smoke mine ??
<Tarah you gorgeous gorgeous woman !! How come we dont see each other these days?? >
<waiting for rumor mill to start>
