Why would it be a surprise?
I am the shy type around here, haven't you noticed?
Can't say I have, but then I'm kind of new, did you know that?
I think we've met before, you sound familiar, can you jog my meory?
We met in a previous life, don't you remember?
That's right, I followed you but lost you, correct?
you took a wrong turn somewhere, do you remember now?
That's right, and I've searching ever since, do you realise that?
I never stopped looking for you either, even when I was kidnapped and thought I'd never see the light of day again ... did you know that?
That's rather disappointing after all my devotion, have you changed your attitude in your new life?
Why would you think I'd change?
Doesn't every person want to become a better person?
I'm nearly 3000 years old, do you think there's still time for me to do that?
Heck yes, you're only as old as you feel, you still want to enjoy yourself, don't you?
Sure, but my memory isn't what it used to be, and what if I forget?
Plenty of people around here that want to give an 'old lady' a hand, you would expect that, don't you?
Exactly where are they putting their hands?
Are you insinuating you may be embarrassed?
I'm an old, old lady, and if strangers are putting their hands in even stranger places, then I have every right to be embarrassed, don't you think?
Very true, but what makes you think people here will place their hands on 'strange places'?
