Yeah! My answer to Stormy's question, "
Are you a frog who wants to be kissed into being a prince?"
Would it be acceptable for me to reproduce it below?
I was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to me and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". I bent over, picked up the frog and put it in my pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week".
I took the frog out of my pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again I took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into my pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" I said, "Look I'm an accountant. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." -