Why don't you check the weekly flyers?
Why weren't they delivered to me?
Did you tell them you moved house??
Do you think they read the NO JUNK MAIL notice on my door?
Why do they call junk mail junk mail? Is it old?
Don't they say one mans junk is another mans treasure?
Do you treasure junk mail?
Do you even treasure another man's treasure?
If the other man's treasure is less junky than my treasure, then should I treasure my treasure more?
Treasure is as treasure does, isn't it; doesn't it?
Would but that a treasure were worth the market value, would you still treasure it?
To treasure or not to treasure, is that the question?
Is it nobler in the mind to treasure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?
... or should we just take a pound of flesh?
Is he still complaining ?
Are you still holding that rifle?
