Why are you so worried about your keys?
Wouldn't you be worried about your keys if you couldn't find them? Anyone could have them!
Surely you have a spare set somewhere?
Can I blame the dog (even though I don't have one)?
You have a husband, why not blame him?
He would never hide my keys, he values his life too much, don't you know?
I shall remember that, one has to be careful with you, right?
I'm not that scary, am I?
You're using the devil emoticon, that's enough to scare me, you realise that?
You just convinced me you're sweet, can I say this here?
I don't mind people thinking I'm sweet, do you think I would?
No, the truth shall be known, agree?
I always tell the truth, don't you see by now?
I do, I'm a good judge of character, or didn't you know?
Only a fool wouldn't know, don't you agree?
In all modesty yes, you like putting people on the spot, don't you?
Who me? I'm innocent, don't you know?
And pigs will fly.
Why are you provoking me?
