Do I look like I would know a doorknob if I saw one?
What is that thing halfway up your door?
Do I not see my computer screen?
Didn't you hear your alarm ?
Is there anyone who would wake up to their alarm?
Are we having a fire drill?
Didn't Mrs Brown's Cow say that?
Did you get your hemmorhoids cauterized?
Wouldn't that hurt like hell?
Is 'hell' still a curse word?
Aren't we allowed to curse in here?
Can't we curse now and then to vent off our feelings?
If we don't vent our feelings, won't we get pimples?
Have you got some way of giving someone pimples?
If I do invent a way, do you want some?
(ewww)
