No I wouldn't, you may losse you purr, do you realise that?
Don't you know I'm a magical cat, so that can't happen?
I should have known better, you are untouchable? :wink:
Do I look like Elliott Ness?
Not quitte, bet you can fight (scratch) like him?
Don't you know I'm the best scratcher in the land?
Are you willing to prove that?
Would you like to talk to the last person I scratched (I think they've healed now)?
No, I want to experience it myself, can you scratch softly too?
I can scratch as softly as you like. Why don't you come closer and see?
Wish I could but distance is the problem, you understand that, don't you?
Distance is just a figment of imagination, don't you know that?
Maybe you're right, computers are wonderful things, aren't they?
When they are working, they are, but, don't forget they have minds of their own and will do the strangest things, don't you agree?
Yes I do, have torn my hair out sometimes because of its erratic behaviour, have you had those experiences?
Are you really trying to tell me you sit in front of your pc with all of your hair in your hands and strewn around you on the floor, polishing the bald plate and shouting at your comp! there, that will make you work properly?
Well what else should I do?
Wouldn't phoning the computer doc be a more sensible approach?
Does a computer doc make house calls?
What make you think he doesn't?
