Do i look smart enough to be thinking?
I think your quite intelligent and putting an act on, because somewhere along the line you got hurt and your not take anything as gospel any longer!
Am I anything like right?
Spot on! So many broken promises, disappointments and times of despair. However, I have turned over a new leaf; does it show?
Yes and it hasn't even fall off the tree yet!
Is the fall to the ground that causes the bruising or the impact on the floor?
Is falling off the tree as bad as falling off the wagon?
Has he got a licence to get on a wagon?
Have been on the wagon all weekend and it felt mighty good, can you believe that?
Is there room for one more on that wagon?
Certainly, as long as you can handle the Vodka, what do you say to that?
Would you believe that I have been known to drink the stuff warm and straight out of the bottle?
(There exist pictures of me somewhere in Canada, in bed with a warm bottle of mandarin vodka.)
I reckon I hit the nail right on the head, tell me where to pick you up?
(Jenny that is hilarious, would love to see the photo

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You know where Chicago is, right?
(I would love to see them, too. And, perhaps to destroy them. But, alas, they are floating around with the Canadians)
Chicago? Never heard of the place, you better give me directions, or is that to complicated?
Will that bring it closer?
Are you also using a space-time manipulation machine to create a wormhole?
(If so, then yes.)
Will work on it, in the meantime keep your evening free, ok?
What shall I do when the ladies start to call?