How much crime is there in good ole' USA?

A wheelbarrow full, and in DC, Texas and Florida 5 wheelbarrows full. Each.

A lot.

I want an easier question like, "What's the meaning of life" or "in thirty words or less discuss how peace is to be achieved in the Middle East".

I'm only half kidding.

Anyway try here http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/ucr.htm

Not very much in general.

I live in an urban area. I have yet to be a victim of a crime against me worse than petty vandalism.

The problem of crime is greatly exaggerated by television.