I can't stand it.

I'm a plant. I honestly think I've been chosen for a special assignment by a god or entity that does not inhabit this plane of existence. I can't stand it because I feel like a plant. I've lost my marbles and have adopted a care free attitude about living. I don't like men or women or animals. I dislike order. I dislike sex. I like *******. I hate people. I love everyone. What am I? Everything seems strange yet perfectly normal.

I had a normal childhood. I watched my family go through internal struggles but always felt happy. I'm happy every day. Its impossible. I've been happy ever since I was born. I lie to people about my moods. I've been diagnosed with Major Depression and Schizoaffective disorder. I also feel dissociated from people. I never feel depressed. I'm not lying. In high school I had no friends but felt perfect in every way. I feel like I was better than everyone including the teachers and principal. I watched a lot of porn and felt good. I've never been in a relationship yet I'm so handsome and funny. What's my problem?

I don't like blacks or whites or any other ethnicity. I feel superior to everyone living and dead. I never excelled in school. I was an average student (some 90s and 80s mostly 70s on my hs transcript). I dislike institutions such as schools, churches, hospitals, psych wards, prisons, police departments, the white house, and homeless shelters. I live in a shelter and do nothing. I work when I want.

I've committed some petty crimes. I don't like being around people. I love myself. I don't want to work for anyone. I have a scientific theory called the entendre paradox. I don't know what it means. I don't like science. I don't like math. I don't like bullies. I don't want to read books. Its a waste of time for me. I have no goals. I want to be a superhero. I want to be a villain. I want to kill as in murder. I want to chill. I want to be alone everyday. I also like to sing and dance. I'm very shallow but caring and generous. I fake my emotions and feel remorse, but I also like pain.

I don't like to prey on people. Its a waste of time. I like being alone. I feel invisible. I feel invincible. I feel untouchable. I'm not gifted or talented. I feel like a psychopath, a genius, a lunatic, and an insane individual. I believe I have multiple personalities. These personalities have no control but work together simultaneously to create my emotions and ability to relate to the environment.

I also feel like a prophet, a guide, a visionary, a future president of the united states, a magician, a ninja, a drug kingpin, a whistleblower, a detective, an informant, a police officer, a lawyer, a serial killer, a comedian that could host or be a regular in SNL, an actor, a priest, a monk, a professor, a scientist, an autist, a researcher, a prostitute, a stripper, a thief, a scammer, a soldier, and many more things.

I feel like I'm superhuman at this point in time. I'm not on medication but I've taken antipsychotics, anti depressants, marijuana, and cigarettes. I feel like I'm equivalent to 100 pablo escobar's and 100 joker's. Now, what should I pursue. Should I kill and waste my life as a stupid criminal, drug kingpin asshole or take the active principle and be a law abiding president of the United States of America (god bless u.s.a). Its hard for me to know what's best for business. I like pleasure when its easy to get. I don't like working at all. That's my biggest asset. Its a strength to me and not a weakness.

So, if the rule you followed caused you to troll then how do you pretend to know the answer?