Ofiicial Uncool Club Thread

The very fact that you do not have anything cool to say makes you a perfect candidate. I wonder if it is coo to be uncool????

I'm so uncool I know it's a 501(c)(3), and not a 501(C)(3).....



Do the glasses help?

I think we can help you SuperJuly -

All you need to do is buy yourself some white socks and Birkenstock sandels. Wear them no matter what the weather or occassion. You could also win uncool bonus points by hanging colorful banners outside your front door proclaiming whatever holiday is coming up. You probably missed your chance for Easter and St. Patrick's Day, but the 4th of July is just around the corner. See it's easy to become one of the hopelessly uncool.

Well... I have figured it out.

Spending too much time on A2K when you have an extensive list of very important things to do is not cool.
I am a natural uncool anyway.

4th July is 3 months away. I can't wait that long to confirm my uncoolness.

I live in Canada but my neighbour is originally from the U.S. They planted a small U.S. flag in their front garden yesterday. I am also uncool by association :-)

No, sorry. You clearly belong in the Cool People thread ... by association. :wink:

I would like to share these wonderful recipies with you. I think they will be a hit at any uncool party.

And here is a piece of art we can display on the table. Look, it's a Spam Blocker!

Gee I'm sorry I'm late.

I had to walk home from trumpet practice so to save time I put on my Princess Leia costume because the fan club meets tonight to discuss strategy and do a sleeping bag count so that we can get into the first showing of Sith and anyway Danny and Jim drove by and started laughing at my Leia hairdo and I tripped and got a bloody nose and I had to knock on Mrs. Cravitz door to see if she would give me some toilet paper to make some nose plugs and she wouldn't let me in because she'd just had the carpets cleaned and I can't stay long since the fan club has to meet before Gilbert's orthodontist appointment but I wanted to check in and let you know that I want to join if it's okay with you guys.

Is that Spam? My mom makes the best Spamacaroni I can get you the recipe if you want it. It's really very good and good for you too.

Ouch. I am really hurt. The really cool people don't even talk to me and think I belong in a dumpster bin and now the self proclaimed uncool people right off the bat, threw me out for something I said that was construed as casually cool. Just when I had thought I had finally found a "home".

Francis...you know a lot about French Wines. I think I'll go back to Eva's Wine Cellar and have a bottle of vintage 1961 Bordeaux. I heard that was a very good year.

Time to go and drown my sorrows.

Only if you dance the macarana....
then lets DO THE TWIST!



:: hands out tupperware info booklets to everyone ::

Thank you for your valiant effort J_B. That was was really cool for an "uncool" member to do.

Nobody threw you out of our club, Lady J. Being overly sensitive is very uncool. You're one of us.

Never you mind about drowning your sorrows, LadyJ. You're super uncool and belong here with the rest of us. You just stick around all you want.


Dag, I've seen that WW link before. I was thinking about it when I saw Eva's Knox ring mold. They're hysterical.

Chicken Liver Bake: enjoy it with the ashes of a loved one.

Or maybe what's left of the chickens are in that urn. Maybe the chickens were your loved ones.

But chickens never love back enough. And that's why you have to KILL them. And eat their livers ritualistically. And then they're a part of you forever. Forever.


Thanks Dag, I split a gut.
You think these are bad...you oughta see what was new and novel in 1967

Hey, dag, those are great! Which one do you want to bring to the potluck?

Do you think we could ask shewolf to make it a Tupperware party at the same time? I'll host it...that way, I'll get a prize. Oh boy!

And...I have a friend I want to invite. She sells Amway. Can she join us?

I was thinking of having a Weekenders party. Maybe if I served some of that nine-layer taco dip, and got out the GOOD paper napkins, the ones from the Super Walmart, you gals'd come by?

I think that'd be, like, supercool. And if you book a party at my party, we both get a prize. C'mon, Eva, I know you want to.

I think this season's colours are, like, totally, bitching.

Perfect, because my Jehovahs Witness friend is also an Amway distributor. I'll bring him.

I know I am too cool for this club, but I wanted to say that I know him as Cacophonix.