who exists?

Lola:-

Why do you want to know?Isn't it better just the way it is.


I just have to go.See you anon I hope.

Lots of love.For Q too.

cel·i·bate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sl-bt)
n.
1. One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows.
2. One who is unmarried.

You can forget the vows.Self preservation is the name of the game.

What does marriage have to do with it?



I really must flyeeee!.

well we'll just go on the relationship and marrige boards and see what uve been posting there then, shant we lola?

Spendi has been on the marriage and relationship threads? Yes, Queeny, we shall check.

It would be totally pointless for Spendius to advertise his limpness on those pages Dear Ladies, and I do rather think your both entitled to be accused of tormenting the 'poor fellow.' Well keep it up.' I think I pointed out your alias or aka a few day's since Lola, Spendius, having another tantrum derided my accusation. He bounced about yourself and Queeny being one and the same, when it was quite obvious to me you were not. He had also been 'slating' Drowler and accused her of being a 60' odd year old pervert. I doubt his ability in recognising anything really. I mean how can you rely on a chap who has no inclination to seduce every woman he comes across. If woman hadn't invented the wheel, we would more than likely still be 'screwing' day and night in our caves. How wonderful to imagine that being reality. There is nothing on earth or in the heavens as far as I am concerned as beautiful, or demanding as a woman.
Any man not appreciating those wonderful charms she possesses both spiritual, and bodily, or mental and corporeal for want of a more refined expression, is a bloody fool! In the words of your own countrymen Dear Ladies " There ain't nothing like a dame.'

Lola and Queenie:-

Save yourselves the bother ladies.I wouldn't go near those awful sounding boards with my eyes.
Philosophy and Trivia are my idea of forums.Even the politics has become wearying.

Mathos has a better memory that I have or else he's just making things up.It is easy to give a reference Mathose.Thread and page will do.

You're on a philosophy forum old boy.You need to define a few of these words you are using otherwise we could be forgiven for thinking you are indulging in a splurt of maudlin' sentimentality which is exactly what philosophy is in existence to counter.Do you not even know that.It's a chat line you want matey for that stuff with a paid-up-front
flatterer at your disposal.

He's making things up, that's what I think.

Spendius 'Old Chap',

I will not be too hard on you!
You appear to be 'a softie'

This is of concern to my standards of excellence and considerations towards a fellow human being
(even if he is a Tyke).

Look Spendius, the girl's are tittering and they do you know!

I suggest you visit your GP and have a little chat, explain about the business, the political scene, economy, breakdown of law and order, General Election fever gripping the nation. He could probably recommend something for your problem. Even emigration. You may just function better in a far off land. Australia, The America's. The Orient.
South Africa ?

Give it some serious thought 'Old Chap'. It could be the making of you !

Who exists?

Yep. He's on first.

how about england spendy? its good over here, u get to dink tea and whatnot.

or u cud move to manhatten where lola lives.
If she's anything like her avatar, then u wont be celibate for long!!

TPQ.... The clown is in England ! We want him out.. I rather suspect he be in hiding amongst the Vales of The Yorkshire Moors and that hellish counties bleak and barren god for saken land. Chomping on lettuce with his friend The Jesuit and worshipping a clay idol of Zimmerman

Oh right! I presumed that u guys lived in america.
Do you (mathos) and spendy know each other in person?
I live down south.

Oh, and also why is everyone obsessed with bob dylan? And who said ur signature mathos?

You should neither presume nor assume TPQ, it could be dangerous. The character Spendius is not known to me at all Dear Lady, apart from these pages. I have no wish either to be associated with an oick of a Tyke for whom I have neither time nor concern.

Well down south is an irritation to me TPQ, you have far better levels of taxation down there for instance, your cenotaphs are much smaller than ours, and your medical benefits are superior.

We are not obsessed with Zimmerman at all dear, {women can be so irritating, even the 'I live down south' bit was an irritant. Do you suppose you are more superior?} there is a Zimmerman thread on here, at times, in our enjoyment, we drift. Lola and Spendius being prime topics of the enjoyment brigade, he enjoys life as a perverted celibate and she enjoy's life tormenting him about it? She probably wonders if she can get it up.

My signature Dear Lady, was from a song by Leonard Cohen, 'Closing Time'

A northern lady would have been aware of that!

I think Mathos and Spendius are twins separated at birth.

Either that...or Spendius decided to debate one of his alternate personalities....and invented Mathos.

Frank, it is no doubt a general failing of 'American's in general to think, assume and presume. Hence you get yourselves such a bad name around The Globe.

Up to The Wall coming down especially, I was amazed at the simplistic brain washing which had been caried out in every 'State' I ever visited, re: The barbaric intentions of Mother Russia, to have designs on enslaving your country.

Arlo Guthrie himself aped the ridiculousness of this ongoing nation wide complex. 'Santa Claus wears a red suit must be a communist.'

Spendius indeed shows many faces and is restrained via his complex personality disorder.

I would sooner be charged, with affiliation to Chairman Mao, Pol Pot or Atilla The Hun.

To pretend you know what you truly don't - is a display of weakness.

me annoying? Huh.

You have to laugh!

Mathos lecturing us on the demerits of assuming and presuming.He must not remember what he's saying from one minute to the next.That's acceptable from ladies because it is a waste of energy fighting it but I had thought Mathos was male.Now I'm having doubts.

you seem to make a lot of distinctions of how ladies are different to men spendius.

i think spendius and mathos are one and the same.