here are steps to see the invincible God face to face

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1: stop praying in a guilty way.
2:stop talking too much, be serene.
3:stop worshiping the temple of God. Worship the God of the temple.
4:Stop praying openly
5:live fugal.
6:Try to be celibate for a year.
7:Stop smiling,stop laughing, do not move your brows.
8:Go for a walk.

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@steven bill,

I heard if you hold his face up to a light bulb the heat will make him visible.

Bonus benefit is that you can pretend the light bulb is a halo.

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@chai2,

Can you use a compact fluorescent?

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@steven bill,

But I've read that seeing God's face can cause insanity..

...it's too much for the human to handle.

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@steven bill,

here are steps to see the invincible God face to face

Quote:

Go for a walk.

Just Walk Away Steve Bill

And when you say you know me from just a name
A lot of people now know just why you came

Just walk away steve bill
You won't see me bow to fairies , shill
Now as you aim to claim there's god you proselytise
To me, it's cries

The Left Banke is best remembered for their hit single "Walk Away Renee", written by the group's then 16-year-old keyboard player Michael Brown (real name Michael Lookofsky).

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Invincible god? So, was someone threatening to kick his punk ass? Hey, how can you be fugal? Does that mean you have to forget who you are, forget who your friends are and wander around looking for your residence?

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@Setanta,

maybe

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Ah, that's what I love . . . a straight-forward, unequivocal answer.

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@Setanta,

Whoops. I thought it said invisible god.

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@chai2,

you can feel or see something invincible. But you can sure know.

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@steven bill,

I thought it was like invisible ink and then was I was just giving one of the ways to make it visible.

Does god cover his face with lemon juice or something ?

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@chai2,

where is this conversation heading to?my bad, i started it. but anyway you better respect that invicible creator who made you. and i am very sure he would'nt like to have lemon on his face.

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@steven bill,

How are you sure?

Maybe he would love having lemon on this face.

Maybe he wouldn't like you telling people what he does and doesn't think.

Where are you going with this telling people something is wrong with lemon and what they choose to do with it, including god?

You're walking a dangerous path steve.

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@chai2,

probably. But dont worry about danger, To me, what stands on my way, is always a way.

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@steven bill,

Like those short skirts and the fact you aren’t responsible for your impulses? Damn females. They are always forcing men to get in trouble.

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@steven bill,

steven bill wrote:

8:Go for a walk.

Go on then, a nice long one.

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I think it's becoming clear that the author is not a native speaker of English. Of course, that only makes it more entertaining.

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