here are steps to see the invincible God face to face

where is chai2 when you need her?

Here I am. Coming up from the rear.

ha,ha, not funny. move your facial muscles with purpose. Not meaninglessly like we do every day...If you dont mind my asking do you know any creature with a stoic expression?

That's a good question. I'd say the carp.

The capybara.

Definately the long suffering capybara.

Note his motionless eyebrows.

Even dressing him up as a holstein does not break him.

If anyone has seen the face of God, it's him.

Ah...I am not sure about the face of God looking that way, but thank you. Anymore?

Most bovines look expressionless to me, but maybe I'm just not good at reading their face.

Oooh! Checklists! I love checklists... Let's see...


So no praying like: 'Forgive me father, for I have sinned'? Sounds good! I like it. I can do this thing... Hmm, how about 'Yo G-man, did some chill stuff today. You'd dig it fo sure!' Betting that would do the trick.



I'm positively unflappable, I am. You didn't specify typing, so I'm good. I might type a lot, but I don't talk much when I do so. Totally scoring on the serene front here!


I totally agree. That's why I don't go to church. Let the G-man come to me, and leave his temple behind, I say!


Aww shucks. There go my youtube vids of my prayers... Dammit!

Phew. I noticed there was a revision

Ah crap. There go my youtube vids of my prayers.... again!


Will do. I'll be as fugal as you ae, and completely ignoe the ' '. That's some majo fugalness ight thee!

So checked. I checked this one fo all of my childhood petty much, and my highschool to boot. CHECK!


I have neve seen my bows move, so I'm good! Howeve, majo fail on the laughing pat, soy. That petty much stated about 4 points back.


Have done that numeous times too. I even esisted the uge to pay while on my walks. How's that fo bonus points???


So, how did I do? I think I scoed about half. So do I get to see the invincible pat, or the God pat?

uh.. I think you mis understood the num. 1 And num.3.
And to living fugal
a poor man is controled by his wealth.
But a rich man controls both himself and his wealth [or lack thereof]
have a nice walk, make sure its narrow but does'nt lead to a cliff.

When steven bill struts his stuff his wisdom's like a fount
His english doesn't matter much, from 1 to 10 he counts
He's a one-eyed proselytiser, he blows the fugal horn
Come on, he says
I'll give ya gods face with less gorm

your 'laughoutloud' is a wrong character for nickname. There is not an oita of thing funny about you. Ah, was there an error again? its not for you to answer.

And you'd know because sanctimonious god botherers always have the best sense of humour.

What the hell is an "oita" supposed to be? Wonderful--semi-literate in more than one language. Perhaps it thinks that makes it a polymath.

Agreed, you are decidedly more laughable.

Perhaps more the oopsimath than the opsimath though.

The metre , foot and rhyme of the ditty is so faithful it's almost a genuflection and it does summarise your absurdity nicely.

Keep up the great work s poon bill, honk that flugelhorn.

easy, or i'll push you.

Sucked me in. What is the attraction here?

Must be the 'bash the god boy' factor.