Docking his small rowboat on the uncharted island, Professor Higgins looked down the beach and was startled to see an enormous fish and two people. He calculated their distance to be approximately 300 yards, so he slung his scientific supplies over his shoulder and prepared for the long walk. But, one step....and he was there! "Dear Lord", Higgins muttered, as he realized the enormity of his discovery. "That is but a simple perch. I have discovered the lost island of the tiny people."
