: In an effort to save on cleanup costs, the Florida Department of Transportation has started offering free mustard with all roadkill.
: Christo and Jean-Claude's new exhibit, "Eat Me," has not had the same success as their display of "The Gates" in New York City.
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: Please teach your children that attempting to emulate Pepe LePeu cartoons is not
a good idea and may result in extreme wear and tear on family pets.
: Bullwinkle is currently being sought for further questioning.