You have to admit that there is an intiguing symmetry between schnozz and belly.
That has to be a fake nose tho. ( Photoshop ?)
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Roofingguy
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Wed 21 Sep, 2005 10:55 pm
i dont think the belly is photoshop do...
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jespah
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 07:48 am
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Region Philbis
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 07:58 am
hey, how 'bout that one-legged phenom, derek jeter?
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DrewDad
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 08:02 am
With the local ballet on hiatus, Miss Jeter must find other methods of creative outlet.
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jespah
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 08:03 am
Derek, your shadow, it looks just like a silhouette of the Virgin Mary from this angle. So, hold that pose, okay?
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DrewDad
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 08:07 am
Excerpt from the new horror/comedy Pinoccio's Daughter: Bustin' Out.
[edit:] Little Pinoccia wondered how much longer she could keep the pregnancy secret.
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bbaptiste
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 05:47 pm
How about this one?
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dagmaraka
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 05:57 pm
Re: How about this one?
bbaptiste wrote:
After watching a recent ballet performance of Derek Jeter during a baseball game, mayor of Taipeiwas inspired to bring some creativity into his job,too.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 06:35 pm
BBB
jespah wrote:
I learned how to pee from my dog, Edgar.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 06:37 pm
Re: How about this one?
bbaptiste wrote:
Moonie ballet director's cure for athelets feet.
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Roofingguy
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Thu 22 Sep, 2005 09:58 pm
he is going to need bigger wings to get his fat butt off the ground
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rhythm synergy
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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 12:57 am
jespah wrote:
Grrr. I hate the Yankees... and for that I'll take away ur manhood
*rams helmet
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panzade
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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:50 am
I'm in a "Men Are Supposed Be Pampered" mood today.
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Gargamel
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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 08:01 am
[/quote]
"Mom, are you sure you don't want me to carry that for you?"
"Nobody touches my beer, bitch."
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panzade
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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 08:04 am
The Irish physical therapist began Katherine's Scoliosis treatment.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Fri 23 Sep, 2005 08:05 am
Change the "Mom" to "Son", Gargamel. Makes more sense that way.