Milleseconds after Chuck Norris delivered the fatal kick to Poofie the Wonder Dog, the ground began to shake and an angry Dolly Parton, world-reknown dog lover, began to rise from her resting place.
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Sat 28 Jan, 2006 10:54 am
Before his divorce for spousal abuse, Lone Wolf McQuade was known as Married Wolf McQuade.
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Stray Cat
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Sat 28 Jan, 2006 06:59 pm
It's my Alpo, ya bastid! Get your own!
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Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:12 pm
After walking all day barefoot in the desert, Chuck decides to make a pair of slippers...the hard way.
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 08:23 am
I said Stop humping my DAMN leg !
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 11:34 am
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 11:51 am
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 01:40 pm
A few moments later, an angry mob of bagpipers "kilt" little Danny and Bobby.
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 03:35 pm
Not now, kid! I'm busy!
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 03:39 pm
WOW!
Reyn wrote:
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Mon 30 Jan, 2006 03:48 pm
Hootman! I know what I'll be askin' Father Christmas for next year!
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 03:02 am
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 07:14 am
Jack Bauer uses telekinesys to take out the wimp Norris without ever touching him.
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 08:20 am
At that moment, the canoeing instructor let slip that Margo's rowing partner was another one of those fecking Brit Princes.
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 08:25 am
... and the award for Best Fake Fall in a Crappy Movie goes to...
Chuckie Norris
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 10:07 am
"No," explained the TV Syndication Exec, "I said we should PEDDLE Walker, Texas Ranger..."
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 12:30 pm
BBB
CerealKiller wrote:
I always wanted an outdoor ceiling fan to keep the flies, and the scumbags away.
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 03:50 pm
Something about that reminds me of the backslapping penguin video clip....or is it just me?
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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 07:13 pm
Background Music: The theme song of the Andy Griffith show (as originally whistled)
