"So the mouse leans on the water cooler and says . . . "

Here's an exercise I'd like you to try.

What would the mouse discuss at work? What would he say?

These are answers I've had from other forums to give you the idea.

"I'm tired of all these mazes, what I'd really like is a nice crossword puzzle."

"They fed us nothing but laundry detergent for three weeks and we're sick. And they call themselves smart."

"Don't tell anyone I said this, but I think the boss is a rat."

Try your luck, one liners only. Thanks for your participation.