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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2005 12:23 am
...we needs to gets this geezer ready for his impendings to Dogface.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/royal-family/prince-charles.jpg

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They promise Prince Charles won't end up chained naked to traffic lights.

But Alice Springs councillors plan to offer the Prince of Wales a good old territory bucks night when he visits early next month.

Prince Charles will return from his Australian tour to marry long-time companion Camilla Parker Bowles at Windsor Castle on April 8.

Alice Springs will be on the prince's itinerary, and town Alderman Ernie Nicholls said he has approached the town's mayor, Fran Kilgariff, to help organise an appropriate "territory send-off".

"We are going to put it to Charles when he comes here, to have his bucks night here," Mr Nicholls said.

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2005 12:25 am
"Get that neck-oil in ter ya Chazza!!"

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/royal-family/prince-charles.jpg

"One doesn't know what one is to say at these moments"

"Are you a pooftah or something mate?? Know any Prince of Wales rugby songs??"
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2005 06:00 am
Er, Stilly, I must express my displeasure at ANY older person of the female sex being called "dogface". Surprised Not that I'm hugely fond of Camilla, you understand ....

But are you asking us if we want a republic, rather than King Charles in the not too distant future? I'd rather a republic rather than ANY foreign monarch as our head of state. The sooner the better!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 01:05 am
No - I am not asking whether we are better off under a republic than as the vassals of Charles the Third.....


I am asking whether we should take this golden opportunity to de-dak the future king of the U.K. and 'nugget' the royal wedding tackle!! After which is the traditional 'go the grope with the stripper' and the handcuffing to the luggage carriage of the Ghan for a one-way to Adelaide!!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 01:21 am
Well then, my answer is a resounding YES!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 01:30 am
Like I said it's a topic we can all take Aussie pride in!!


"Here's to Chazza, he's true blue, he'ssshhh a pisshpot through and through...."

'One gettsss leglessshhh every night....'

'OK, lads. Camilla as rendered to Wendy Morgan..... <great hilarity>.... no youse will have to take a wizz in the bushessshhh coz thereshhh shome bastard redecorating the toilet........ IN CHUNDER!! <enormous hilarity>

Here's the tale of Camilla Parker
With a face like a hairy barker
And the hairs on h....."

'One knowssshhh thisssh one!
One's seen it, One's felt it,
It's just a piece of velvet.....'
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 01:31 am
Confused Shocked
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2005 01:32 am
http://communication.students.rmit.edu.au/1995/Billy_Head/apg/imgaes/dimboola.jpg
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