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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 4 Feb, 2018 04:15 pm
@jespah,
Sarah Jessica Parker - zombie apocalypse

Is was past midnight and a restless wind made its way through the valley as Sarah Jessica Parker made her way across Mr.Big's front lawn chewing on the last remnants of the brains of Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick - gosh darn it she was hungry!


Kellyanne Conway - South American adventures
ekename
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 07:14 am
@Sturgis,
Kellyanne Conway - South American adventures

As the pollster who bolsters the holster for a smoking gun of the law, she plays second fiddle down south to the chief banana in the raucous caucus of Don One.

Buddha - Science Fiction
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 08:22 am
@ekename,
When Bzzzzzzort and Fnnnnnanga landed on the planet known as Earth, they asked a nearby fat man to take them to his leader. He replied, "You must find the leader within yourself." And that's why they vaporized the planet. Namaste this!

Funkmeister George Clinton - costume drama
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 16 Feb, 2018 09:24 am
@jespah,
FUNKMEISTER George Clinton - costume drama:
If 't be true anybody gets funk'd up
if 't be true anybody gets funk'd
if 't be true anybody gets funk'd up
if 't be true anybody gets funk'd
t's gonna beest thee
we turneth to town to putteth a smileth on thy visage
but those gents sayeth "that's illegal"
p-funk again shall putteth a rocketh in thy visage
but those gents sayeth "that's illegal"
th're's a party in the city
wh're p-funk is a way of life
ev'rybody gettin' funky
funkin' all thru the night

Prince Hamlet, Urban Spoken Word Poetry Slam.
ekename
 
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Reply Sun 18 Feb, 2018 01:39 am
@tsarstepan,
Prince Hamlet, Urban Spoken Word Poetry Slam.

Despite being triply blessed by his deceased father's surname, his mother's taste in music, and a decidedly avuncular relative this ham-fisted ham star is more obloquy than soliloquy in his performance of to ghet to or not to ghet to.

Beverly Hills - Comedy
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 18 Feb, 2018 08:57 am
@ekename,
"Mrs. Hills? Bev? I think your son just slipped on a banana peel."

Mr. T - medical drama
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 18 Feb, 2018 02:38 pm
@jespah,
Doctor Mr. T, the new medical drama coming soon.

Highlights: "Hi, I'm Doctor Mr. T and you've just had a heart attack. You better get better, fool, or you'll be sorry you ever saw me!"

http://www.rescuepost.com/.a/6a00d8357f3f2969e2014e86b384f5970d-300wi

Watch Doctor Mr. T and his three nurses as they travel around the country in a van scaring people into health.

Abraham Lincoln as a stand-up comic in a contemporary late night talk show.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2018 09:22 am
@coluber2001,
I just railed in from Springfield, and boy are my wheels tired! I don't wear anything under the stovepipe hat. Come see me at Ford's!

The Easter Bunny in a zombie flick.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2018 01:24 pm
@jespah,
Elmer Fudd woke up on Easter and saw a colorful basket of candies and dyed eggs. He wasn't one to question his good fortune and feasted on the entire boon for breakfast including the cyanide-ladan Cadbury egg he saved for last.

In his dying throes he barely noticed the limping Bugs Bunny hovering over him the, rabbit he had shot and eaten just days before.

The rabbit's foot souvenir around Fudd's neck proved to not be lucky enough, for Bugs Bunny had three.

Yosemite Sam runs for president in 2020.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2018 11:26 am
"I'm a Yosemite Sam, and I'm a running for pres'dent!

I'm a telling ya we've gotta have the right to bear arms to protect ourselves. Guns aren't dangerous, rabbits are dangerous, one rabbit in particular.

Guns don't kill people! Guns kill rabbits!"


http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Yosemite-Shooting-On-Bugs-Bunny.gif

I don't have a theme for the next person. Come up with your own theme.
This thread is such a good idea, but people don't seem to be responding.


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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2018 11:55 am
Fidel Castro - romantic comedy

PS thanks!
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2018 02:57 pm
White House
Washington D.C.

June 17, 1962

Dear Jackie:

I'll be in Washington in a week on Friday. If you can get get away from your meddling husband for a while, meet me in the top of the Washington Monument.

I don't want to be identified nor attract attention, so I've shaved my beard and put on a disguise. You'll be able to recognize me because I'm smoking a cigar. Here is a picture just so you can't miss me.

love,

Fidel


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2012/2/8/1328692809866/Groucho-Marx--001.jpg
coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 01:32 am
@coluber2001,
Woody Allen in a western.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 06:28 am
He wasn't a tough hombre. Not at all. In fact, he had to move the showdown gunfight from noon to three because it interfered with his weekly appointment with his analyst.

James Dean in an anime.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 01:58 pm
How can I express this angst, this unfulfilled restlessness, this urgent need to destroy and create at the same time? The movie roles were good for a while, but I need something more immediate. The only catharsis I get is when I'm driving my Porsche. The speed, the wind, frees my mind. There's some risk, but it's worth it.

https://porschenewsroom.s3.amazonaws.com/porsche_newsroom/people/der-rebell---james-dean/b_litho_de_cpm_372_jamesdean_03_icv2_300jpg/7e71344b-a109-4a92-adc9-b4ba138041be_teaser_700x395.jpg

Cheech and Chong as detectives in a murder mystery.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 02:15 pm
Cheech: "Wow man! Is that blood?"

Chong: " It looks like blood."

Cheech: " It smells like blood."

Chong: "It tastes like blood."

Both: "Aw man! It is blood."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-exTzZk67h8Y/UMy4_wYPKGI/AAAAAAABlcc/hZitH0sfgEY/s1600/nike-sb-dunk-high-todd-bratrud-cheech-and-chong-first-look-01.jpg
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ekename
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 08:28 pm
@coluber2001,
Woody Allen in a western.

He was very depressed.

It wasn't that he'd lost his jingle jangles, he never had any to begin with.

It was as if some ombre had shot the aitch off his hauteur right out from under him, or so it seemed.

He'd never make the 10 most wanted but was so perfect for Young Love of the Plains he virtually cast himself.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2018 10:00 pm
@ekename,
That is so funny! I can't wait till it comes out.
ekename
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2018 07:49 am
@coluber2001,
JR - Sigh-fi.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2018 03:58 pm
@ekename,
J.R.: Oil is old hat. I'm going to the Moon to corner the market on helium, H3. First I've got to beat the Chinese and the Russians by going to the Moon and claiming it by planting my giant initials on the surface. Initials big enough be seen by the naked eye on Earth.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yEBN0Hdxnag/WDYrFiKLq1I/AAAAAAAALRE/Xe1bPUPkyosmnDXwG0iXnmyCmB05DPgkQCLcB/s1600/dream%2B1.jpg

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