The girls back at the textile factory would have scorned Valentina's
cosmonaut uniform as the most unflattering piece of clothing they had ever
seen, but this was SPACE, bitches!
Loammi Baldwin -- no relation to Alec -- got off the subway and then cast a bath spell on the first homeless guy he saw.
Mike Nesmith - Biblical epic
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Wed 31 Jan, 2018 08:31 am
Mike Nesmith - Biblical epic
Lo, it came to pass in those days that a man came forth from the plains clad
in goatskin and wearing a woolen cap and the man was named Mike Nesmith
who was loath indeed to put anybody down.
As his former friend and colleague sat strumming his guitar out in front of Floyd's Barber Shop, Barney Fife took the bullet from his shirt pocket and slid it under the stuffed bear laying on the sheriff's shelf, hoping the mic would pick up the truth about what Andy and Otis had been doing with Thelma-Lou and vowing they'd pay!
Amidst the cheery good-nights and gray Depression poverty, there lurks a menace under Walton Mountain, an ancient reptilian with a foul stench that almost got Mary Ellen and that we wish would consume Cousin Cora - and it's my job, as the eldest son, to shoot that thar thing.
Some said she was mad as a hatter, but Major Betty Boop obsessed over perfecting the gravitational slingshot past our neighboring black hole, A0620-00 B, to stellarshift to the Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy.
This doodling har har harbinger of hilarious historicity in reverse put the o in omen with his work on Idiots and Angels (2008), I Married a Strange Person! (1997) and Cheatin' (2013).
Pope Francis of Sinatra - Dogma documentary
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 08:34 am
Pope Francis of Sinatra - Dogma documentary
A most blessed holy father, Pope Francis of Sinatra was known for his eleven disciples at the ocean, Sister Ava Gardner, and his blue eyes.
Robin Hood - French new wave cinema Riche ou pauvre, l'argent brûle au toucher. [Rich or poor, silver burns to the touch.]
Noah Webster, Satire
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 11:45 am
@Sturgis,
This is Walter Cronkite reporting live from an island off Greece. A brash teenager named Perseus is somehow suspended in mid-air brandishing a sword and what looks like some kind of a shield. He's launching a vicious attack upon what some say is a beautiful woman with snakes for hair. I can't say for sure because I haven't seen her.
He's cut her head off. Oh the blood! Oh the gore! Oh the humanity! And that's the way it is.
Donald Trump in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
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Fri 2 Feb, 2018 01:48 pm
Noah Webster, Satire
Noah Webster's campaign manager addressed the media, "He's a man who
doesn't know the meaning of dishonesty, who doesn't know the meaning of
corruption, who doesn't know the meaning of collusion . . . "
It was midnight at the Treasure House when I got a call about a triple homicide. The victims were Slim Goodbody, The Banana Man, and Mr. Moose. I only knew of one possible perp in this love rhombus. I took a drag off my Marlboro and loaded my .45 and went on the prowl for a man known only as Green Jeans.
His stella performance coulda been a contender for Most Valued Palooka in this world record attempt at the corn chip eating snatch, clean-and-jerk mumble.
A cussin' n' spittin' image of Enrico, born in the same neapolitan slurry, Marlon was made for this title role in "Over Dare" in which he hits his A above middle C in the documentary's opening aria, "I Scream", using the now banned Stanislavski cotton balls technique.
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Saint Valentine - Sand and sandal epic
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Sun 4 Feb, 2018 07:18 am
Saint Valentine - Sand and sandal epic
Valentinus hated delving back into the Ancient Mysteries he had left behind,
but as he set his eyes on the eyes of the centurian he intoned, "These aren't
the Christians you're looking for."
Bill Belichick -- madcap comedy
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Sun 4 Feb, 2018 11:21 am
Bill Belichick -- madcap comedy
Belichick regretted cutting the sleeves off his sweatshirts when he and Roger Goodell were locked in a walk-in freezer.
