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THE MEANING OF OZ - All you need to know!

 
 
hamburgboy
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 11:11 pm
@msolga,
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Now I'm wondering if many people actually have pet skunks.


no , not very many people have pet skunks .

time for shut eye -eye - it's 1 am Shocked

hbg
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 11:25 pm
@hamburgboy,
Good night, hamburger.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 11:42 pm
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

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My best friend when I was little came from a family who were often given injured native beasties, some of which would never be able to cope in the wild again.

So they just stayed on with the family as pets, Deb?
That family sound like very good people.
It must have been fascinating to visit their place!



They're a family of naturalists. her grandfather was a very famous doctor and natural historian (there's a big national park here named after him). Her mum was a very well regarded ornithologist. The kids are all scientists in research.

Here is grandfather:

http://adbonline.anu.edu.au/biogs/A080024b.htm


He was a lovely man...always very happy to spend time with us explaining things. His collection of Aboriginal artifacts (amongst which we used to play!) forms the backbone of the Museum's collection. His last words were a joke!


Here's mum:

http://www.eoas.info/biogs/P003187b.htm

The bio is odd...she was an amateur ornithologist, but a scientist who lectured at university.
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 05:33 am
@dlowan,
They sound like a very fine family indeed, Deb.
(Including all the native animals they were caring for. Smile )
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 07:18 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

They sound like a very fine family indeed, Deb.
(Including all the native animals they were caring for. Smile )


We had the best time amongst the beasties. There was a stormy petrel at one point.

My friend now has the loveliest galah who will never fly. He has enough language to select his meals and tell her how he is feeling. Sadly he is shy and doesn't like me.
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 07:33 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
We had the best time amongst the beasties.

That home sounds like an Oz version of My Family and Other Animals, Deb. (Loved that book!)
Never a dull moment!
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 04:26 am
Known for ‘he gets in all manner of strive’, children’s television personality 50 year old Mr. Humphrey B. Bear was charged in the Sydney Magistrates Court today with multiple offences including 1 count of murder, 1, 2 counts of attempted murder, 1, 2, 3 counts of grievous wounding, 1 count of illegal substance possession and use, 1 count of procuring prostitution in an illegal premises and 1 count of resisting arrest.

Police allege that Mr. Bear was found on the premises of a known brothel with crack cocaine hidden under his hat. Police had gone to the premises to investigate complaints of a very loud growling rendition of Mr. Bear’s theme song ‘I have good friends everywhere…animals too…I love them all especially you… Hooray for Humphrey’. Mr. Bear was being led away by his tie, naked from the waist down, when the paparazzi sang out ‘Look over there, its Humphrey Bear…’. The tie broke and he momentarily eluded custody, savaging several of the paparazzi who continued to take photos of the bear and especially of their fellow paparazzi who were severely wounded. One of the wounded was later pronounced ‘Dead on Arrival’ at the Royal North Shore Hospital whilst two are critical but stable, and three were treated and released under home rest guidelines.

Mr. Bear’s iconic hat was confiscated for evidence but within an hour had appeared on Ebay with a starting bid of $35,000. A Police spokes person said the hat is a complete mystery whilst lawyers representing Mr. Bear said ‘he has nothing to say’.

Having been in gaol for only a day, Mr Bear is already showing signs of zoo stress, refusing food and pacing back and forth continually whilst excessive grooming has produced several ugly wounds.

Bear activists are outraged at the charges, blaming Global Warming for driving the bears out of their cold North American habitat to Australia’s hotter climes. Commented one ‘if you approach a bear in the mating season of course there will be injuries. It’s not the bear’s fault’. The local president of ‘Save the Whales’ said ‘what’s a bear?’.

For “Spinning the News Around the World”, I am Ionus.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 01:42 pm
@Ionus,
I hope all you Aussies are as pleased as I am that our Gracious Queen has today conferred upon her husband the title and office of Lord High Admiral to mark his 90th birthday.

Dutch, being a sea-farer, will no doubt be especially pleased.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 05:13 pm
@spendius,
Thank you for letting me know spendi, this title is long overdue for the old tar, so well deserved after all the battles he fought for good old England.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 08:04 pm
@spendius,
Did you notice at the royal wedding he sang " God Save our...." he never moved his lips to say queen . In fact he had his mouth closed for most of the times THAT word came up . He really hates her .

Quote:
Dutch, being a sea-farer, will no doubt be especially pleased.
I thought he was greek, not dutch...
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 01:17 am
Cane toads of the air thrive on stupidity

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/cane-toads-of-the-air-thrive-on-stupidity-20110608-1fsuj.html#ixzz1P2lo8Gq7

Favourite bit:

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Take Alan Jones. Though it pains me to say it, he is forcing me to change my mind. Not on climate change, or cycling, or the right to public protest, all of which he opposes, but on censorship.

Foucault argued that unreason died with the enlightenment. But the shock-jock phenomenon proves repeatedly that if you make an argument sufficiently idiotic, the sheer scale of stupidity makes it hard to defeat. It was highlighted for me this week by a letter that argued, as Jones does, that anything so small as 0.04 per cent - the proportion of CO2 in the atmosphere - couldn't possibly matter. "Please let me know," concluded my correspondent, "how anyone could believe that CO2 is responsible for climate change?"

It's like arguing that a virus is too small to give you AIDS. Or that a lethal dose of heroin, at about 0.0007 per cent of your body weight, couldn't possibly kill.

Never mind that applying the same logic to asylum seekers would make you wonder what all the fuss was about (our total asylum applications - 8150 last year, including dependants - being a mere 0.04 per cent of the population.)

These climate-change rants deliberately ignore everything about eco-balance, homeostasis, the greenhouse effect and tipping points we've all been taught since primary school and instead raucously promote a red herring.

Yet it's neither stupidity nor ignorance on Jones's part. Quite likely he's read Robert Thouless's list of dishonest tricks in argument, including caricature, anecdote and non sequitur. Or even Schopenhauer's list. Bombast, hyperbole, personal insult; certainly he employs most of them.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 04:32 am
@hingehead,
Canetoads of the air.

Good name for them.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 09:49 pm
New figures from the Bureau of Statistics.
The changing face of Australia ... interesting.
Always seen us as eventually becoming a Eurasian country & it seems to be happening faster than anticipated.:


Quote:
Asian migration a tour de force
Tim Colebatch
June 17, 2011/the AGE


http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/17/2434529/729_migration-420x0.jpg

AUSTRALIA is now home to more than 2 million people born in Asia - and they are on the brink of overtaking the European-born population for the first time in our history.

New figures from the Bureau of Statistics estimate the number of Asian-born residents in Australia has virtually doubled in the past decade from 1.03 million in mid-2000 to 2.01 million in mid-2010.

In that time, they have made up a third of Australia's population growth. Roughly half have come as students and half as skilled workers and family members settling here to fill gaps in Australia's workforce.

http://images.theage.com.au/2011/06/16/2434195/population_wide-420x0.jpg
Photo: Rebecca Hallas

The Bureau estimates that in that decade alone, the number of Chinese-born people living in Australia has more than doubled from 148,000 to 380,000 by the middle of last year.

The number of Indian-born residents has more than trebled in that time from 96,000 to 340,000.

The largest number live in Melbourne, where they now outnumber Italians to form the city's largest non-Anglo community.

The Bureau figures exclude West Asia (from Iran westwards), which the Bureau classifies as part of the Middle East. Migration from that area too has risen sharply, partly due to refugees from the Iraq war.

It is a stunning transformation from the old reality of White Australia, the policy that banned Asians from settling in Australia from the late 19th century until it was gradually dismantled between the mid-50s and mid-70s.

In 1947, only 0.3 per cent of Australia's population had been born in Asia. But their numbers have roughly doubled with every decade since, rising to 2.5 per cent of the population by 1981, 5.5 per cent by 2000, and 9 per cent by mid-2010.

By contrast, Australia's European-born population effectively peaked several decades ago, when Europe became rich enough to remove the incentive to emigrate. It has basically hovered around 2.4 million since, shrinking from 17 per cent of the population to just 10.8 per cent.

British migrants now make up roughly half that total, numbering just under 1.2 million in mid-2010. New Brits keep arriving as the old pass away, but for some years, the number of Australians born in Italy, Greece, the Netherlands, Germany, Malta or the old Yugoslavia have been steadily shrinking.

Within two or three years, the number of Asian-Australians is likely to overtake the number of European-Australians.

New Zealanders remain the second biggest migrant community and just keep coming. By mid-2010 there were 544,000 living here and in 2010-11 they have been the main source of migrants. Migrants from China (380,000) and India (340,000) are now the biggest non-Anglo communities by a large margin. Vietnamese (204,000) are closing the gap on Italians (219,000) to be the next largest.

Net migration overall slumped to 215,500 in 2009-10, down from 300,000 a year earlier. The financial crisis cut the need for skilled workers and the closing of immigration loopholes, the rising dollar and violence against Indian students all cut student numbers.


http://www.theage.com.au/national/asian-migration-a-tour-de-force-20110616-1g62x.html
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:18 pm
@msolga,
Seems not such a big deal in terms of racial balance really - it completely ignores people born to immigrants so it's not really any sort of seismic change. Besides how come the Canadians don't get a mention? Seems like there's a billion of them over here!
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:26 pm
@msolga,
I figured there must have been a big shift because of the number of Asian faces I am now seeing in advertisements.

Ad people know who is buying stuff...and they are here and doing well economically.

You've really arrived if your demographic is in ads!

You'll also notice a lot more faces above 45....we baby-boomers still have clout.
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:37 pm
@dlowan,
Please tell 45 is gen x....

If we have so many west Asians why can't I get a decent Sucuklu Pide outside of Canberra Evil or Very Mad
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:40 pm
@hingehead,
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Seems not such a big deal in terms of racial balance really - it completely ignores people born to immigrants so it's not really any sort of seismic change. Besides how come the Canadians don't get a mention? Seems like there's a billion of them over here!

I figure it is a pretty big deal, hinge, in terms of our overall population make-up.
(Fancy that, more Indians than Italians in Melbourne now. Wow.Surprised )
What's interesting to me is how relatively painlessly this has occurred in a country which had the White Australia Policy not so long ago, really.
Who would have thought that such a transition would be acceptable, say nothing of possible, say 30 years ago?

Canadians weren't mentioned because the article was based on new Australian Bureau of statistics information.
msolga
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 11:59 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
I figured there must have been a big shift because of the number of Asian faces I am now seeing in advertisements.

Ad people know who is buying stuff...and they are here and doing well economically.

You've really arrived if your demographic is in ads!


Yes, indeed you have. Smile

To me, the changes are most evident on the streets of my suburb. I live in one of those eternally "melting pot" suburbs, fast becoming "trendified", as the price of housing in the inner city goes through the ceiling.

It's fascinating to watch, how rapidly the changes are happening. The faces you see in the streets & in the shops (a lot more Indians than a few years ago), a lot more interesting food outlets (of all ethnic varieties), big changes to the material available at the local library, changes to the school population make-ups .......

It is quite fascinating, watching all these changes happen so quickly.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 02:08 am
@msolga,
Quote:
Fancy that, more Indians than Italians in Melbourne now. Wow.

But not more people of Indian descent than Italian descent - which is my point. An Asian face doesn't mean Asian born, but it is far more likely than a European face belonging to someone European born.
Quote:


Canadians weren't mentioned because the article was based on new Australian Bureau of statistics information.


Waaah? ABS doesn't count Canadians? Or just doesn't count them any more?
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 02:09 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
You've really arrived if your demographic is in ads!


Still waiting for an ad targeting gays then.
 

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