One sleeps with little boys, dyes his skin and has shrunk his nostrils to the size of two mixing straws.
The other went to jail for rape, has offered to make another man "his girlfriend" and, in this most recent episode, had a big tattoo etched across his face and disappeared from his training one week before his latest comeback fight.
Competing for the title of Oddest Man on the Planet.
Won't need Mills Lane for this one. Al Yankovic can be the judge.
San Jose Mercury-News