Tyson surpasses Jackson for Freak of the Month Honors

One sleeps with little boys, dyes his skin and has shrunk his nostrils to the size of two mixing straws.

The other went to jail for rape, has offered to make another man "his girlfriend" and, in this most recent episode, had a big tattoo etched across his face and disappeared from his training one week before his latest comeback fight.

Michael Jackson.

Mike Tyson.

Competing for the title of Oddest Man on the Planet.

Won't need Mills Lane for this one. Al Yankovic can be the judge.

San Jose Mercury-News

I notice that tattoo emphasizes the mangled eye that Lewis tattooed on his face. I can see Tyson's entire face ripping apart around that tattoo. He needs to quite while he still has a face. He lost face a long, long time ago!

He sure looks old in that picture!

What's sad and disturbing to me is, here it is, Black History Month, and these are the people we're talking and writing about the most.