Mr Stillwater wrote:Montana wrote:LOL Mr. Still. I've never seen a bear in the wild, nor have I ever seen the other things you mentioned.
You haven't tried paulaj's 'Extreme Hiking Tours' yet! :wink:
No she hasn't! Here are some helpful tips for your trip. Please adhere to them for safety reasons.
1. When spotting a brown bear in the wild, make sure you walk up to it from behind, so when you kick it in the ass, highly recomended, your foot will have optimum impact.
2. Don't put campfires out before leaving for the day, especially in dry areas during the summer months. Who wants to have restart a fire after a long day of hiking in the heat, NOT ME!
3. For long hikes in hot weather, bring plenty of alcohol to prevent dehydration.
4. If you do run out of "said fluids", find another camp site that has been left unattended and borrow (borrow = bust open, ravage, ruin, obliterate, walk-away) the needed supplies.
I'm looking forward to meeting my next group of extreme tourists. I will gladly answer any questions from a future camper.
