a lion, he dived swiftly into the thicket, his hands wrapping around the throat of the beast, alas it was Spendius who claimed "
Mathos - you crazy sot - get your hands off me before I....
hit you with my handbag and scratch your
bleedin' eyes out." In the meantime, our heroine was being circled by a lion that had stalked into the tent during all the commotion and while the two men tussled uselessly with each other, she picked up the slide projector - gave the lion a smart rap on the head and dispatched it neatly on its way by...
...a swift kick following. Then she walked though the tent opening with all the grace of...
was due in just days. Gathering all her dignity, she packed in her purse and tucked her lips tightly and...
yet we were all aware who it was approaching the
scene of this devastation and..
who could safely deliver the elephant calf and save the day. It was a mysterious traveling stranger, who though grumpy, had many skills aside from his talent for safely guiding elephants through difficult labors and producing viable, healthy calves. He could also....
dance the Jitterbug Shag on a table full of empty glasses and and do a mysterious trick with a...
bottle opener by holding it gently between thumb and forefinger and...
waggling it about dextrously he could render an audience of puritanical....
busybodies absolutely speechless by
nething - do you mean farting in public...?
they had little experience of such things having been so very well....
thought out a thorough plan of action in order to...
continue with their game. They decided to disregard the interruptions and continue....
with the roistering which eventually degenerated into a full scale....
